Your Dumb Questions

About This Website

Where am I?

This is the official Epic Drinking Game website. I made it myself so that I could cut out all of the middlemen between us and you.

Is it safe to put my credit card number into this mysterious website?

Probably. We don’t store any of your credit card information (that’s handled by our payment processor, Stripe, the best in the business) and we will never share your personal information with anyone else.

What's your privacy policy?

We will never share your information with any third party. Who is a third party? Well the first party is us, and the second party is you. So a third party is anyone other than us and you. And, you know, they probably have enough already.

Do you accept PayPal, Google Wallet, or some other weird payment system that I like?

No, we only use our own payment system, which works using Stripe.

Can I suggest a rule?

Yes you can! By heading here

Shipping & Returns

When will I receive my order?

Your order will most likely be posted next day, unless I have a day off and you place your order before noon. If you order over the weekend, you’ll have to wait a little longer. Once your item is posted, it usually arrives within a couple of days.

Order before 12:00 Wednesday if you want your EDG in time for the weekend!

My order never arrived.

Send us an email with your order number and we will work something out.

Can I return my order?

No, we do not currently accept returns. We promise you won’t want to anyway.

One of my cards is messed up. It’s just one card, but can you replace it anyway?

Millions of people live in poverty and you don’t need a replacement card.

I’ve already made an order, but I’m suddenly impatient and I want to upgrade my postage to 1st class.

Sorry, we can’t do that. Your order is in God’s hands now.

What else?

Let's see...we don't charge cancelation fees, we generally replace orders that arrive severely damaged, and if your order needs to be refunded, the refund will appear on your account in a week or so after we process it.

You still need help?

Okay, fine.

You can send us an email at epicdrinkinggame@gmail.com. Please include your order number and any other relevant information.